• jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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    10 days ago

    PM: “How long is developing this feature going to take?”

    Me: “Due to all the refactoring that’s needed --which I’ve been repeatedly bringing up for two years – just to implement it, it’s going to take about 6 months.”

    PM: “Is there any way you can have it ready for the release in two weeks?”

    Me: “No.”

    PM: Proceeds to tell everyone that it will be ready for the release in two weeks.

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      Don’t worry, it’s not like crucial decisions such as whether or not you get to keep your job depend on the outcome…

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      Due to all the refactoring that’s needed --which I’ve been repeatedly bringing up for two years

      Never let that accumulate for that long. Continuously do small refactors to improve the structure.

      Always spend at least 20% of the time on stuff you know is necessary, but will never be prioritized by marketing heads.

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        Always spend at least 20% of the time on stuff you know is necessary, but will never be prioritized by marketing heads.

        This is the way.

        Leadership: Please don’t prioritize code cleanup, we have critical features we need to release.

        Me: Oh. I didn’t realize you were taking ownership of (complex code no one wants to be associated with). I’ve got diagrams I can send you.

        Leadership: No, that’s still yours. We just need you to focus on these features, and not any planned maintenance, for just the next sprint.

        Me: So you’ll take over guiding maintenance on (complex source code no one wants to get near)? I can send you the backlog for your project plans…

        Leadership: That’s not what we’re saying. Please just prioritize the feature.

        Me: Oh. Sure. I will prioritize that feature, and I’ll only do the bare minimum cleanup that can’t be avoided, right now. (Which will turn out to be however much cleanup I damn well please, because their eyes glaze over if I explain it, anyway.)

        Leadership: Now you’re getting it!

        Me: Gee whiz. Thanks for talking it through with me.