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I would ask him who he is. Then when he gets upset that I don’t recognize him and he gives me his name I say “hmmm, never heard of you.”
Watch is ego implode.
“You look like a guy I saw in an episode of Rick and Morty” Smile “Elon Tusk?” “No Mr Poopy Butthole”
No this can’t be right, Mr poopy butthole is a good and likable character.
“Musk? Like the supermarket grade perfume? Did you know musk comes from glandular secretions? The word comes from ‘testicle’ because the gland looks like a scrotum.” Give a couple of sniffs… “Oh wow, that’s amazing!”
I’d slap him. I don’t fucking care, I’m dying from societal neglect and welfare failings and like literally 0.00001% of his wealth could fix all my problems, you have to be inherently selfish to hoard all that wealth (not to mention be inherently evil to get it in the first place).
(this is a joke, I wouldn’t put it past Musk for suing for verbal assault or something)
fuck being sued this country needs a story like that in the news
How can you slap?!
But first you gotta ask him “does your mother sew?”
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Thunder!
pretend not to know who he is
And then call him Leon.
Leon? Oh are you the owner of the UK restaurant chain?
“aren’t you that Leon guy?”
“What happened to your concern about climate change?”
Followed by
“You’ve completely debased yourself by supporting the one guy who will destroy the planet. And for what? A slight to your ego because Biden gave you the cold shoulder once? You are a huge thin-skinned bitch and will be remembered as one”
Shortest answer is always money. The richest man got much richer and plans to get richer yet after this.
Elon Musk’s net worth has climbed by more than $200 billion in 2024, a massive increase in the same year that the world’s richest person spent at least $277 million backing Donald Trump and other Republican candidates.
The bulk of the increase, more than $170 billion, has come since Election Day.
You’ve completely debased yourself by supporting the one guy who will destroy the planet.
He’s going to make millions and get disproportionate power in government that he never would have gotten otherwise.
*billions
He’s also attached himself to a fickle narcissist with a long history of throwing people away like tissues when they become slightly inconvenient, even at the cost of long-term value.
Musk knows that if Trump ditches him, he loses a hundred billion + in stock paper value, pretty much immediately. That’s a lot of leverage and a lot of reason to stay on his good side.
It’ll be interesting to see how it plays out.
Oh, he knows about climate change. Even if he was ever on the side of fixing it, he’s clearly trying to just save himself now.
I would literally pretend I had absolutely no clue who he was or any familiarity with any of his “achievements” or why they’re “important”. It would be pretty funny to see him try to respond to that.
Show him this picture and just ask “Why?”.
“Matrix”
Do you follow this Elon guy on Twitter? He says the stupidest shit.
“Hey, does this rag smell like
chloroformneurotoxin to you?”I know we’re not supposed to invite violence. So this is pure satire ;-)
huh, I guess that your pericardium isn’t stab proof. Who would have thunk?
“It’s obvious you’re just mad that your daughter is trans and that Grimes left you, everyone can tell”
I’d just leave myself. Words mean nothing to fascists; I’d be wasting my breath and sitting at his table.
“How’s the catgirls thing going?”
trans catgirls for more trolling
Who did your hairplugs? I’d probably get my money back.
“Oh, I know you ! you’re that Ironman guy who can’t build himself a flying armor ?”
More like, you’re the guy dancing on stage with that orange pedo
Elon is friends with Gillaines Maxwell, himself
It’s pedos all the way down
She’s just his Kung fu master.
“Can I have a dollar?”
If he says yes, and give me a dollar, I’d wait for him to put his wallet away and then ask,
“Can I have another dollar?”
And then do this on repeat until he stops.
“No sorry, I only carry hundred dollar notes with me.”
