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Jaromil@fed.dyne.org to Memes@lemmy.ml · 7 months ago

Stay vigilant

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Stay vigilant

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Jaromil@fed.dyne.org to Memes@lemmy.ml · 7 months ago
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    7 months ago

    Fap with one eye ooooopen

    Gripping your tube sock tiiight

    Exit porn…

    Enter mom…

    Move your hand

    And hope your boner doesn’t stand

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      Enter mom???😑

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        Maybe he broke his arms.

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          Maybe he broke his arms.

          Broken arms meme, we meet again!

          Motherfucker!

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            That’s one way to describe the guy, indeed.

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          Thanks, I hate it

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      I have no idea where that came from but alright… Here’s your well deserved upvote.

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        They reworked the lyrics to Enter Sandman.

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          I know, the melody somehow started playing in my head from the first line. I still don’t know why they did it but I’m not complaining.

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          The rework is titled: ‘Enter sockman’.

          • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world
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            At least it was a sock and not a coconut.

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          My first thought was Last Resort.

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            Holy crap that works too well. Have my plastic fork!

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            Cut my sight into pieces

            I can see you past the door…

            Masturbation,

            No squeezin,

            Don’t give a fuck if I bust a nut hands-free

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      All I think of is this now

      1000008748

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        Is that a stauner?

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        Butthead’s a Lefty?

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