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hydration9806@lemmy.ml to Non-Political Memes@lemmy.ml · 7 months ago

Stay vigilant

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Stay vigilant

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hydration9806@lemmy.ml to Non-Political Memes@lemmy.ml · 7 months ago
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  • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    It’s, um, to enhance the WiFi signal. Well known trick.

    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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      You’re clever.

    • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆@lemmy.world
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      sure if it was a laptop, but not a monitor. It would mean that this is intended as a reflector and that doesn’t really jive. It would need to be grounded too. Plus the shape and length would really act screwy and unpredictably.

      • Randomgal@lemmy.ca
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        Sounds like bot talk to me.

  • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Alright someone clue me in.

    Mirror for masturbating and watching your 6?

    Food utensil?

    Heroin utensil?

    In case the tunnel collapses and he has to dig his way out?

    A variation of The Three Shells?

    To stick to his nose for a goof?

    So many things it could be…

    • bobs_monkey@lemm.ee
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      Option A, with a side of option D.

    • Meltrax@lemmy.world
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      Mirror seems the most likely.

    • tetris11@lemmy.ml
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      The doors was probably taken off its hinges, so I’d go with “I just like eating yoghurt at my desk”

  • Anticorp@lemmy.world
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    There is no spoon.

  • Dippy@beehaw.org
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    If you see this on your kids computer, go to a therapist and figure out whfailur kids don’t trust you

  • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    streaming BG checker

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    Welp, more people who shouldn’t have had kids

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    My two guesses is either he wants a spoon where he always knows where its at for food, gross, or if he wants something to quickly check to see how he looks before a video call.

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      Or… To quickly zip up and switch apps when the door opens and mom walks in without knocking.

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        Yeah I thought that too but isn’t it better to listen for footsteps? We all now that every etero man won’t see shit in the presence of a nice pair…

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          Can’t watch porn without headphones.

          Can’t hear footsteps with headphones on.

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            You have 2 ears for a reason

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