Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 months agoThe floor is Javash.itjust.worksimagemessage-square20fedilinkarrow-up1722arrow-down114
arrow-up1708arrow-down1imageThe floor is Javash.itjust.worksSjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 months agomessage-square20fedilink
minus-squarecheddar@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down3·3 months agoGreat, it’s reliable and enforces design patterns!
minus-squareembed_me@programming.devcakelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 months agoAssembly is inaccurate. You have to build a horse fibre by fibre. Theoretically, it would be the fastest horse ever if it could be actually built
minus-squaremox@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up11·3 months ago Great, it’s reliable and enforces design patterns! Upvoted because this is Programmer Humor. Thanks for the laugh, stranger!
minus-squareCodex@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 months agoI’m very amused that (so far, on my client) you seem to have no up or downvotes, but an upvoted response. No programmer kink shaming, but no one else wants to be nice to Java either.
Great, it’s reliable and enforces design patterns!
Assembly is inaccurate. You have to build a horse fibre by fibre. Theoretically, it would be the fastest horse ever if it could be actually built
Upvoted because this is Programmer Humor. Thanks for the laugh, stranger!
I’m very amused that (so far, on my client) you seem to have no up or downvotes, but an upvoted response. No programmer kink shaming, but no one else wants to be nice to Java either.