From what I understand, Zuck runs regularly and is actually very active in the ju jitsu scene. Even without his titanium-alloy skeleton he would probably kick Elon’s ass six ways to Sunday in an actual fight.
He’s a legitimate blue belt in ju jitsu. Musk x’d that he’s been lifting weights in the office because of how busy he is he can’t train.
Does it really count as busy if you’re just tweeting all day?
The only thing he’s lifting is his thumbs as he tweets all day while supposedly being the most hard working ceo of several companies.
If the past year is of any indication his job is to tweet all day. I guess that does count as being busy.
Terminally online to the point of directly banning personal criticism
Put in 60 hours of Elden Ring on release week
“CEO” of four companies
Chief engineer of a rocket company
Sure bruh
X’d
Never seen it put that way before. Just saw a lot of people wondering what you’d call it.
I hate it. But it works. Which makes me hate it more.
Can’t wait for he weigh in. What a timeline we’re living in. Wish they could both lose but Musk is getting X’d
Screw promoting it, say “posted on social media”.
*antisocialmedia
twaught
The correct term is Xreted.
If I try to say that people will think of the German expression for drinking something in one go or is there another way to pronounce it?
it soundy very similar "ich werde mein getränk auf ex trinken - translated “i will drink my beverage in one go”
Lmao Elon is talking about getting surgery or some shit now. You can’t even make this up
He also wants a titanium alloy skeleton
I know I wouldn’t want to get into a fight with him.
He might be the world’s worst robot asshole, but he’s a buff robot asshole.
Wow that is the first picture I’ve seen where Zuck looks like a real human
Human flesh over metal endoskeleton. Yeah Musk better be made of emeralds if he stands a chance.
Zuck could hospitalize Musk in seconds.
BJJ is no joke.
I hope he does. I really wish it isn’t like one of those Ksi-logan Paul whatever staged fights where everyone’s a winner
Zuck really found someone less likeable than himself
Firstly I’d be more interested if it was pistol duelling.
Secondly, someone restream it to a Fediverse platform please.
apparently live streaming on PeerTube is possible, maybe someone could redirect the stream there
IDK, watching Musk get hospitalized because he refuses to tap out and Zuck has him in some crazy choke hold would make me happy. Zuck dislocating Musk’s shoulder making him unable to Tweet for a month would also bring me joy.
Yeah but it’s only going to amount to a slap fight.
Raise the stakes, fight to the death. The loser donates their fortune to provide insulin and food to the needy.
A duel with pistols is the only thing I would watch. Aside from that, let’s stop talking about either of them. Let them fade out.
Looks like Zuck got that smartass upgrade installed.
I will vote for Zuckerberg if he internally decapitates Musk.
That’s my offer to the Robot King.
What a bunch of children crying out for attention.
I could only be bothered to care if the fight was in space
Best I can do is an unregulated submarine deep in the ocean
only if it is a cage match
Did I say submarine? My mistake, I meant shark cage.
Do the sharks have laser beams, though?
Dont get Bezos involved in this
I care enough to enjoy seeing Musk get pummeled to a bloody pulp for being stupid enough to challenge a BJJ black belt. I mean fuck Zuckerberg, but I’d still enjoy it.
I’d watch a microgravity fight. It would be two billionaires flaying in space, unable to move, slowly dehydrating unless they start drinking each other’s urine.
Hilarious.
fuck the veterans, how about curing hunger like you promised a decade ago
maybe it’s just a stunt… for publicity… like a publicity stunt…
like throwing live turkeys out of a helicopter on Thanksgiving
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this should be the biggest yawn of the century.
it seems like everyone wants our attention on the super important things going on like two middle aged billionaires having a pathetic fight. why is that?
Can’t believe you clowns won’t stop talking about them
Did Elon Musk pay $8 to himself for a blue check?
No, because that would involve paying taxes.
Is zuckerbot paying 8 for that checkmark and replying on xitter? If I were space karen x, I’d gloat about that nonstop
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Look I just wanna watch Zuck make Elon punch himself until he cries. Is that too much to ask?
Can we get Steve “The Spaz” Huffman in there too? He needs some sense knocked into him for his NFT/cryptocurrency scam.
His what? Did I miss some reddit news?
https://www.reddit.com/community-points/documentation/introduction
This is what I’m talking about.
Is this a canon event?
This is like Cleganebowl except with a burning planet instead of a castle, and weedy autistic narcissists for combatants.
Musk ain’t weedy, he’s doughy.
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