“Does it cost extra, virgin?”

I don’t need a paper thin phone. I need a phone with a battery that lasts all day when actively using my phone non-stop with everything on and the screen at maximum brightness.

People behave like people in spaces where people gather?

If you seriously want a place where nobody trips on their power or runs their own shit their own way, you’re gonna have to dig a hole in the ground and live in it.

You better wash yo ass or else you’ll be FUNKAY

Ah. A masochist!

That was a Borg attack, yeah? It might be sadder to imagine kittens were there. Being assimilated.

Aw man! 😮‍💨

I choose things I would want to fuck based on how I think it would physically feel. I don’t think fucking a concept or a xenomorph would be physically pleasurable. I mean, sure the xeno is wet but they also look like they’d be hard; like fucking a sea shell.

If you’re going to get cheap, Chinese shit anyway no matter where you shop, may as well be only $0.49 instead of $49.00.

I noticed something similar when I got married and was wearing a wedding band. People became extra friendly. Not even just women, but men too. It was weird as fuck. If I ever get married again, I ain’t wearing a ring.

Anyone simply hanging around people who speak a certain way is in danger of “cultural appropriation” I guess, since most people will subconsciously adopt the way the people around them speak.

Okay, that’s K, as in KY Jelly. O, as in OnlyFans. L as in Lo Wang. A as in Asshole. N as in…

I do like that my Aquilla can be modded so I can use whatever firmware (and literally any other hardware that fits) I want because it’s open source and based on the Ender 3.

I can shoot that dude without getting a bounty? :O

I would never have guessed. I can’t even walk down the street in Saint Denis without getting bullshit “disturbing the peace” bounties. I like to pretend it’s because they’re jealous of Arthur’s awesome mustache.

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He freaked them out with his guitar solo and suggested that their kids would love it.

I totally have memories of my ancestors being absolute badasses and influencing nearly all of human history. Put me in the machine and I’ll show you the way to the ark of the covenant so you can foolishly open it and melt your face.

Oh shit. This isn’t marijuana. It’s knotweed! That explains everything!

The least they could have done is have a statue of Dukat lying the ground trying to protect himself as half a dozen bajoran children kicked him.

I always pointed this out as a joke a while back when there was hella anti-GMO sentiment. If GMO just means it’s genetically modified, then you’re pretty much SOL when it comes to edible plants we grow; they’ve been genetically modified through selective breeding and hybridization for centuries that if you went back in time far enough, you won’t even recognize your favorites anymore.