Such a young padawan. You will learn the forms.

Oil.

Now that the US doesn’t actually need Texas for anything, can we just let them secede and offer amnesty to reasonable people?

Battle toads can eat a schlong. Actually good games like kid icarus, etc were just as hard but actually fun to play.

Copper at best.

And now I will be browsing through 7000 retro games today.

Haven’t thought about this great game in decades. Adding to list of games to play again.

Terraria, though similar release date? Highly recommend the don’t starve series a few years later. It’s quite different as far as game play though.

A duel with pistols is the only thing I would watch. Aside from that, let’s stop talking about either of them. Let them fade out.

So interesting. I just read everything on the shelves. It was mostly confusing. Animal Farm is not like Charlotte’s Web.

Zen and the Art was a big deal for me. A journey to the state I wanted to leave. It made me love what I was giving up.

Was your father an English teacher? That’s how I ended up reading those books around that age. Add some Hesse and the Gulag Archipelago and we may be related.

A box is too easy, you must graduate to a painters tape circle.

I occasionally think about all the gametes I’m eating in vegetables. Other than rocky mountain oysters, I’m rarely eating sperm or ova when eating meat. There’s roe occasionally, I suppose.

I’m old. I can use stone age computers. The real barrier is the language. If you can’t explain things to me (that knows how to do shit) in terms I’ve heard before, basically nobody outside of power user, niche users, or software engineers will ever try an OS that you have to learn a new language for just to ask a question. Thank you, that is my longest run-on sentence, and I’m a scientist.

Ok, you are now ready to destroy ticketmaster. Following you for cheap tickets.

Also here to stay. As a minimally engaged user on that other platform, I’m feeling better about this.