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Fluffy gorl

You win a free trip to the Hague

By a stroke of luck, one of the people to see these new screen savers was a member of the marketing team who tried them out the night before an already-scheduled visit in New York City with a major computer industry magazine. He loved them and wrote back, “You can call off the vote. We’re adding all of them to the product!”

Just think, if not for this email we might not have had that episode of LGR where “PENISES” suddenly appeared on the screen behind Clint as he was talking about it.

Apparently “cotton” and “Mexican” are slurs

Glory to you… ^AND ^YOUR ^PASSWORD…

OP I think you’re in danger

Sh-sh-shaaa

That’s because he’s looking at you and seeing a giant mouse

Except in Nebraska!

They took the psychopath test and failed

There’s just something about that fur pattern. I’m pretty sure this cat is actually a minor demon.

I think you better just give him one for your own good

It works, but for whatever reason it’ll die and go blank on me whenever I switch to another app, then I have to kill it and reopen it.

I mean, if people want to go with the community that some gadfly started because they got banned from the main one so they can shit that one up instead, I say good riddance

Damn, those are some velvety beans

This is horseshit. Horseshit, horseshit, horseshit. And for those of you who don’t know what that means, it’s the shit that comes from a horse!

So grumpy