Man don’t diss the cookies n cream cow

You rock, I can’t believe I didn’t try the three dot menu - thank you!!

Version 15

I’m 43 and I know 5 of these songs; 3 of them are from the '60s, 1 from the '80s, 1 from the '90s.

Goddammit so true…I just had my first colonoscopy today 😬

3 & 17

We don’t need no water, let the motherfucker burn

Make it so!

April 5th (First Contact day)

Man my View Master reels were way more boring than this

Depends how cold the tube grubs are.

pall

I hope things are looking up for you.

My favorite forever ensign

Ugh I’m annoyed at how right you are!

r/sinkpissers

Big sprawling too much space! The city is a place I prefer to visit rather than live.

Would you prefer socks that always feel like you just stepped in a puddle, or sleeves that always feel like you got them wet while washing your hands?

Tough one! I guess I marginally prefer hot to cold because I don’t have to fuss with a jacket.

Tacos: hard or soft shell?

Oh man…I used to love horseback riding but now I feel bad for the horses. I guess a horse-drawn carriage seems mildly better? Sorry to be a downer haha

Would you rather receive a bouquet of flowers or a houseplant?

Ooh teleport please. I can usually fall asleep pretty easily anyway.

Would you rather run a bookshop or a tea shop?