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abobla@lemm.ee to Comedy Heaven@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 days ago

Caught by wife

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Caught by wife

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abobla@lemm.ee to Comedy Heaven@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 days ago
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  • omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Deuce in the sink?

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      Savage. Everyone knows the civilized world wafflestomps in the shower.

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        Is it still wafflestomping if you’re mashing it through a covered strainer flange?

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          Is that pasta-extrusion-efflusion at that point?

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        Wafflestomping is, after all, the poop knifing of the shower

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      r/sinkpissers

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        I went one further and thought he’d spaffed in the sink for maximum backdrop and minimal sound.

        Excellent opening gambit for a response though. It’s right up there with “calm down”; “chill out, love”; and the classic “yeah well Tracey next door doesn’t mind it”.

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      It’s not hurting anyone

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      Nah, he either pissed or jerked off into it, and didn’t clean it.

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