It does support 64-bit though?

Ceterum autem censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.

the sleep issues.

Ah, the life of a sysadmin

Except if they’re on “our side” if course.

Retort: you are short and your hairline is receding.

German satire article

Not as dumb ass you might think

https://xkcd.com/1172/

The most silent way to eliminate Manderley.

Communal narcissism

Want issues?

Start with Jira

My first programming related memory is of the QBasic interpreter.

I had written some code I was quite happy with, but not saved it yet. As part of a subroutine for sound output, I quickly wrote a loop from 20 to 20000 to output a test signal over 1 second each with that frequency via the PC speaker and hit execute.

Realizing my mistake, It being MS-DOS and thus single-threaded, I couldn’t Ctrl+C out of it without killing QBasic altogether and losing my code. I couldn’t turn town the PC speaker.

I ended up closing various doors between the PC and me and waiting it out.

But I like tautological variable names

also turtles

Press F to plant Flower

There’s a file called /pwnedornot and it contains “no, you’re safe bro”

Start them early

COOLFI~1.AME

GNU, or as I’d like to call it, GNU+PTerry

I would watch this Doctor Who episode