The ol “wrong length” rope. Someone wanted him to go slowly. And he did.

And you can swap scopes depending on, uh, context.

I dunno, long-drink is a pretty solid beverage. Cheaper in Estonia tho.

Give me back my headphone jack. No one asked for fucking mandatory Bluetooth.

Most of the aches and pains related to “aging” are significantly alleviated by reducing your total body weight. Especially in America, where 2/3 of us are overweight or obese.

Most of losing weight is diet not exercise.

So, study some nutrition and cooking, eat better, go on walks and do some pushups, and you’ll be more fit in 3-6 months.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk

“yOu WoN’T aLwaYs haVe a CaLcUlator aROund.”

And other statements from the 90s

If they can’t figure it out, no one tell them.

So you’re saying all I need is an icy road and some liquid propane?

That probably stains fabrics, eh?

Covalent?

2 hours later

“Can someone just send me the meeting notes? Thanks.”

Same with movies. LOTR is almost 25 years old and still looks great.

The late 90s dvd versions are gold.

The time difference ('68-92) is roughly the same as the time since the Class of 2000 graduated, and now.

I think it’s just Baby Boomers perpetuating the same old ideas in their echo chambers.

We’ve all been struggling to move onward for like 40 years.

I was there. 3000 years ago, when they murdered an entire culinary culture.

No banana for scale?

let the ghosts fight it out

slaps roof

“We can siphon so much money from taxpayers with this baby.”

Also anyone who handles a vinyl record by anything other than the edges