Prehensile_cloaca

enter Janeway holding a knife, stage right

Interesting that all the assumptions of torturing producers and consumers are geared toward men. As though women don’t produce or consume porn.

Herringbone Cash, at your service.

I could take the one on the fake boulder

Polar bears have black skin. Polar bears are black bears.

Defenestration.

The car was alive?

Fun fact: the flames on Riker’s uniform are actually edible Cheetos dust.

*the poors must eat the shit.

Trickle Down used be called “Horse and Sparrow Economics.” As in the horses eat the grain, and sparrows peck their meals from the horseshit.

How do we know that’s Helium and not He-Man’s origin story?

Hey, what’s this 10 year old “scientist” doing on Lemmy? Get outta here kid

That picture of Ruffalo looks like they told him to pose for a tintype from the 1800s

Courtesy of Dick Wolf

Shut up, Wesley!

“Far out, man”

No no, I think you captured it perfectly.

Janeway was the worst captain of the series. Not just for Tuvix, but for capitulating to her ego and stomping the ethos of Starfleet simply because “challenges.”

It’s like the writers wanted us to dislike her.

BD Wong

So this could either be Law and Order SVU, or Jurassic Park depending on your era

“I’ve been to space and fucked Legolas too.”

Whether coming from PA or MI, it’s almost instantly recognizable when crossing into Ohio; the drivers are awful and the roads are worse.

Ohio sucks