USians are fucking weird, green olives are great.

I wouldn’t be overly surprised:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obesity_in_the_United_States

Yes

No, it is an oval on top of a giant turtle.

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He is obviously quite proud of himself.

“okmatewanker” seems to be oddly fitting.

You may still be all right, they are both cunts.

That sounds like tories.

Is he related to Mr T?

lunch/tea

Tea is something that you drink, not eat.

I know him, I have seen him in Wetherspoons last night.

if you are an American hoping to ingratiate yourself with the local people while on a trip to London, I have some tips. First: smile at strangers on the train. You have to really try to hold eye contact with them; if they scuttle off at the next stop looking terrified, chase after them, asking how their day is going. Londoners love that. They also love it when you stand in the middle of the escalator, blocking their way; that is a great ice-breaker. If all else fails, loudly inform everyone that you are from the US. Everyone loves Americans!

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