You are very welcome, always happy to help.

Who are they murdering, sweetie?

I assume when they implemented this it overwrote a bunch of shit

Google made a change to play store to auto open apps

Which is why I avoid most of the updates. It is like giving big tech keys to your house.

If most of them are than the minority is in fact quite vocal.

So I prove your point by expressing my disagreement and providing arguments?

No, by being ridiculous.

I love other people’s problems 🤣

At least they know how to spit it out.

This. And also it helps to keep everything clean.

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Why do you always think it’s Russian trolls

Can also be Putin’s useful idiots. Take your pick.

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How do you know how plastic taste?

I loved this one 🤣🤣🤣

Who is Sabrina Carpenter why is this a story?

Stop being anal about your surroundings.

no new mountains or volcanoes have sprung up in the UK

You have been misinformed:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cp3j4y5nzkeo

Nope. Apart from haggis (which is excellent) and perhaps black pudding (the more expensive one) the rest of the food described in this article vary from “mildly unappetising” to “fucking awful”.

Wait till you find out about Scunthorpe.

I didn’t think is was possible to hate squash

I assure you it is possible. It is awful. Properly disgusting.

Also, bourbons are an A-teir biscuit,

You could as well try to eat sand which touched a chocolate residue left by a Mars bar on its wrap.

Why the fuck would someone censor word “nipples”?