no new mountains or volcanoes have sprung up in the UK

You have been misinformed:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cp3j4y5nzkeo

Nope. Apart from haggis (which is excellent) and perhaps black pudding (the more expensive one) the rest of the food described in this article vary from “mildly unappetising” to “fucking awful”.

Wait till you find out about Scunthorpe.

I didn’t think is was possible to hate squash

I assure you it is possible. It is awful. Properly disgusting.

Also, bourbons are an A-teir biscuit,

You could as well try to eat sand which touched a chocolate residue left by a Mars bar on its wrap.

Why the fuck would someone censor word “nipples”?

Up voted for Fallout meme 😂

https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Wild_Wasteland

👍

Nope:

Edit: no worries mate, thank you.

Thank you for copying my post, including the title, 4 hours after I posted it.

https://lemmy.world/post/25214511

Fucking criminals.

🤣

USians are fucking weird, green olives are great.

I wouldn’t be overly surprised:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obesity_in_the_United_States

Yes

No, it is an oval on top of a giant turtle.

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He is obviously quite proud of himself.

“okmatewanker” seems to be oddly fitting.

You may still be all right, they are both cunts.