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minus-squarebitcrafter@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down1·2 months agoIn fairness, the deer population is way out of control, so I’m just doing my part to reduce it.
minus-squareFundMECFS@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·2 months agoI hope we reintroduce and help repopulate predators. The main reason deer populations are out of control is we’ve killed pretty much everything that eats deer…
minus-squareKit@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 months agoReleasing wolves does tend to solve most issues in life.
minus-squarexx3rawr@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoInside you there are two wolves. You fucking idiot, why did you let the wolves rip you and take your insides.
minus-squareComment105@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoCOUGAR CUBS? LEAVE EM! FAWNS? KIDNAP THEM, RAISE THEM AS YOUR OWN MAKE THEM LEARN CALCULUS
minus-squareMrShankles@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-22 months agoThey learn Calculus: “The (deer population) limit doesn’t exist!” Turns out, they don’t fully understand Calculus
minus-squareLv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17arrow-down1·2 months agoBest way to help cull the deer population is to get your hunting license and fill your quota! Plus all fees (at least in my state) from hunting/fishing related things fund conservation efforts!
minus-squarebitcrafter@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down3·2 months agoFair enough, but if the fawn is just there for the taking anyway…
minus-squareMrShankles@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoFirstly, lol 2ndly — You become a disney princess?
minus-squarebitcrafter@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoKeeping it as a pet is not quite the fate I had in mind for it…
minus-squareMrShankles@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down6·edit-22 months agoYou sick fuck, beastiality isn’t welcome 'round here (≖︵≖) ~sorry to break the vibe and say the joke out loud, but wanted to thank you for the laughs~
minus-squarebitcrafter@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoUh… That wasn’t quite what I had in mind for it either…
minus-squareManifish_Destiny@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·2 months agoThat’s actually not the case. There’s just not enough land for their predators.
In fairness, the deer population is way out of control, so I’m just doing my part to reduce it.
I hope we reintroduce and help repopulate predators.
The main reason deer populations are out of control is we’ve killed pretty much everything that eats deer…
Releasing wolves does tend to solve most issues in life.
Inside you there are two wolves. You fucking idiot, why did you let the wolves rip you and take your insides.
COUGAR CUBS? LEAVE EM!
FAWNS? KIDNAP THEM, RAISE THEM AS YOUR OWN
MAKE THEM LEARN CALCULUS
They learn Calculus:
“The (deer population) limit doesn’t exist!”
Turns out, they don’t fully understand Calculus
Best way to help cull the deer population is to get your hunting license and fill your quota! Plus all fees (at least in my state) from hunting/fishing related things fund conservation efforts!
Fair enough, but if the fawn is just there for the taking anyway…
Firstly, lol
2ndly — You become a disney princess?
Keeping it as a pet is not quite the fate I had in mind for it…
You sick fuck, beastiality isn’t welcome 'round here (≖︵≖)
~sorry to break the vibe and say the joke out loud, but wanted to thank you for the laughs~
I… Don’t think that was the joke…
Uh… That wasn’t quite what I had in mind for it either…
That’s actually not the case. There’s just not enough land for their predators.