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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago

Anon finds a new way to get protein

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Anon finds a new way to get protein

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago
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  • ignirtoq@fedia.io
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    Ordinary Sausage made a sausage out of cat food. Gave it 3.5/5; higher than quite a few made out of “regular” food. Make of that what you will.

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      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGCoOJSj7jk

      Let’s sausage!

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        🎶 LeeEEeet’s SaaaAAAAUUUuusaAAgeeee 🎶

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        Ew thx

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      well he is clinically insane.

      the one-two punch of the $40B lobster and the 300-step garbage can nachos cracked his mind.

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        What does $40B mean?

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          B for billion. i would use G but i think it could be mistaken for “grand”

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            I’m confused still I guess. He bought and ate a 40 billion dollar item?

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              he bought $30 worth of lobster tails and made a sausage, and he says multiple times in the video that he thinks it was too much money. but people kept requesting even stupider sausages so he just got more and more annoyed that he had spent the money, and over the years the running gag became that every time the lobster is mentioned the price goes up

              Edit: also if you compare his tone in that video to one of his more recent ones you’ll understand what i meant about insanity (“three mark ruffalooooos!!!”)

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                Okay thanks for the explanation. 🤣

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      I can’t imagine it’s much worse than Vienna sausages in that form, and someone is eating enough of those to keep them on store shelves.

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        It was me when I was 6. I’m sorry everyone.

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