Absolute hero

We have to pretend for this one.

I’d like to be exactly this high, please

Those are coming too. Not knowing what you’re going to find is part of the fun.

That doesn’t narrow it down as much as you’d think

Is there more to it?

1 vote for brilliant

Anon has been assimilated by the Borg.

This Anon is off their meds. I can’t begin to parse some of this.

Greentexts giveth and taketh away

I’m not sure why anon is making a big deal out of that.

This Anon doesn’t seem like someone with a healthy attitude toward relationships…

Frankly all of 4chan should.

But then our supply chain of clinically insane greentexts would fail.

God doesn’t come around these parts

I’ve just been saving random greentexts for years that get posted elsewhere. It’s much better than trying to sift through the porn and other garbage yourself.

I’m glad you’re enjoying these. I’ll keep logging in to post greentexts until I forget.

And his dad is a meth dealer

Congrats!

Am I missing something? The community you linked only has one post.

I’ve noticed the user you’ve mentioned reposting some of my greentext posts to similar communities on different instances (and vis versa), but that seems harmless. Maybe even a needed service.

This is why we can’t have nice things

Thank you. Had to edit my link a few times, but I think it’s working now too.