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TheWaterGod@lemmy.caM to Offbeat@lemmy.caEnglish · 5 months ago

Miller High Life is making a cologne that it says smells like a dive bar

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Miller High Life is making a cologne that it says smells like a dive bar

fortune.com

TheWaterGod@lemmy.caM to Offbeat@lemmy.caEnglish · 5 months ago
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Want to smell like a dive bar? Miller High Life has the cologne for you
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Premium fragrance aims to recreate the smell of beers being opened and barstools.

Archive/mirror: https://archive.ph/ArWj4

  • Dem Bosain@midwest.social
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    I hope it includes that Froot-Loop scent they put in the urinals. Mmmmm…piss and cereal.

    • kersploosh@sh.itjust.works
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      I’m hoping for the faint smell of old cigarette smoke that’s permanently baked into every surface.

      • EleventhHour@lemmy.world
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        Don’t forget puke and cocaine

        • Thassodar@lemm.ee
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          But…what does cocaine smell like?

          • EleventhHour@lemmy.world
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            A bit like acetone

            • Thassodar@lemm.ee
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              Funny enough I asked a friend tonight and he said the same thing.

          • Amputret@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Amazing.

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          Nah, o cocaine in dive bars. Some badly-cut heroin and a shared syringe.

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            Junkies stay home. Dive bar bathrooms are stuffed with cokeheads taking turns doing bumps. I should know. It’s how I spent most of my 20s and 30s.

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