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TheWaterGod@lemmy.caM to Offbeat@lemmy.caEnglish · 6 months ago

Miller High Life is making a cologne that it says smells like a dive bar

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Miller High Life is making a cologne that it says smells like a dive bar

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TheWaterGod@lemmy.caM to Offbeat@lemmy.caEnglish · 6 months ago
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Want to smell like a dive bar? Miller High Life has the cologne for you
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Premium fragrance aims to recreate the smell of beers being opened and barstools.

Archive/mirror: https://archive.ph/ArWj4

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    Don’t forget puke and cocaine

    • Thassodar@lemm.ee
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      6 months ago

      But…what does cocaine smell like?

      • EleventhHour@lemmy.world
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        A bit like acetone

        • Thassodar@lemm.ee
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          6 months ago

          Funny enough I asked a friend tonight and he said the same thing.

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        Amazing.

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      Nah, o cocaine in dive bars. Some badly-cut heroin and a shared syringe.

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        Junkies stay home. Dive bar bathrooms are stuffed with cokeheads taking turns doing bumps. I should know. It’s how I spent most of my 20s and 30s.

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