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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 5 months ago

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  • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br
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    Show this picture to my wife telling her “look, a hairless snake” and she was like “wow! Wait a second! All snakes are hairless!!”

    • Communist@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz
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      Scales are made of keratin, they are basically hair!

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    It seems like this would negatively impact the health of the snake. Do we have any scale-less snake experts?

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      I happen to be a scaleless snake expert, as a result of my extensive experience.

      The trick with hairless snakes is you have to keep them warm. Too little heat, and this guy will go completely rigid.

      Imagine an icicle made of blood, with a snake built around it. That’s your hairless snake with too little heat.

      Beyond that’s its basic hairless snake stuff: clothing, thermal tattoos, an endless supply of hairless rats, and little snakeweights to help them stay buff.

      It’s not easy raising these special creatures, but it’s very rewarding once you get over the unmitigable horror of feeling them crawl around your shoulders, and their habit of whispering as you shudder.

      Because of their lack of scales, they’re unable to vocalize, and hence they speak in a hoarse whisper.

    • LouisGarbuor@sh.itjust.works
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      Not an expert, but I have heard that this isn’t a big deal for the snake. Scaleless rat snakes (which I believe the picture to be) have been found in the wild doing pretty alright. There is a benefit to be had from scales, but in captivity I imagine it is alright.

      Pretty sure I heard it from a video by All Canadian Reptile Girl

      • Zetta@mander.xyz
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        I love the attempt at providing a source, it’s a lot more than I do usually

        • Hexarei@programming.dev
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          A concept of a source

    • Communist@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz
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      In captivity it’s fine, however some scaleless morphs are detrimental to survival, there are no safe scaleless ball python morphs for example, this is a rat/corn snake, they have one of the benign ones

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    Shouldn’t it have softer bedding than wood chips?

    • girsaysdoom@sh.itjust.works
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      I know right? I keep thinking it needs a blanket too but then I realize that it’s cold blooded. 😅

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        So an electric blanket

  • Akasazh@feddit.nl
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    That’s terrifying. This creature could be any size imaginable.

    Seeing that is scale-less and all. Maybe a banana could help?

    I’ll see myself out…

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      The beast rests on a bed of wood chunks

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    An actual, honest to God, trouser snake!

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    He looks more conscious somehow. I think I’ve got mammalian in-group bias. He just looks like more of a little bro than a regular snake does.

    Like a dog that got turned into a snake and is now like wut

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    every aspect of a snake is, in fact, the result of a mutation

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      Technically true, but I’m thinking they’re trying to explain this isn’t from a species of scaleless snakes (yet)

    • Laser@feddit.org
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      What about the aspects of a fish

  • 𝓔𝓶𝓶𝓲𝓮@lemm.ee
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    Cute, lil snake needs protection

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    I prefer a “Nudle” ☺️

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    That thing looks hilariously confused. Like, it’s just there and looking at you like o_o

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    Lewdle is actually a game. It’s Wordle but only with naughty words.

    https://www.lewdlegame.com/

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    Bro about to betray his kind and usher in the age of Lords

  • 🇦🇺𝕄𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕𝕔𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕕𝕚𝕝𝕖@lemm.ee
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    I thought snakes needed their scales to move?

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      Do you see him moving?

    • Communist@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz
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      These generally still have their belly scutes, and even if they didn’t, they only need them to move better, they can move without them if necessary, they just suck at it

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    … I should call him.

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    I like to imagine that this one wood flake near its mouth is a goofy tooth.

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