More of a Velma enjoyer, myself.
Man of culture. Thick thighs and nerdy.
Damn
You DOG
Pietro, a man of wise decisions.
But I want the egg sandwich with worms fry had once.
Futurama; Parasites Lost; season 3, episode 2But then… would Leela love you or the worms?
Fry, in general, is a special kind of idiot, but especially for giving up that gift.
So many options and they choose fried eggs cooked on a campfire wtf.
Gotta be food from a studio Ghibli movie
I don’t like seafood of any kind. But I have wanted to taste an actual from-Spongebob Krabby Patty forever.
I thought the patty is made from meat (not seafood), otherwise they would be cannibals.
Fish eating other fish isn’t cannibalism. It’s like humans eating other mammals
I don’t know where they are getting non-seafood meat on the bottom of the ocean though.
Doesn’t matter, would try. 🙂
Why is it that so much of the internet wants to stick a tongue in an asshole? You realize that only porn stars do anything more than wipe and shower. You’re literally eating shit. Which is a great way to get wierd diseases or start involuntary vomit attacks in a supposedly sexy moment.
You know what’s better than ass? You know what tastes better and is self cleaning and an actual pleasure center? Pussy.
You deserve a finer dining experience. Eat pussy instead.
Why you gatekeeping ass? Also, how is the concept of a pre-sex shower unusual to you? And bidets are a thing which are used to clean up after shitting / before sex. As for the first question of “why”, well… just like most other sexual acts, it feels fucken great. No judgment if you’re not into it, but don’t hate just because you aren’t.
I’m not gatekeeping. You want to eat ass and your partner is okay with it and doing the prep to make it safe? Go for it.
But I guarantee you that most of the people on the internet claiming to want to eat ass have ever or will ever place their tongue on an asshole.
If you engage in anal play/ sex, there is some prep work involved. Not only pornstars clean and flush before having fun
You need to try better ass.
Amen
You need to try better pussy.
I mean, shit is shit, man. I don’t get the appeal when something way better is just down the road.
Is it free range?
Fresh from a sweaty ghost hunt with a few leaks and sharts from getting scared.
You realize that only porn stars do anything more than wipe and shower.
TIL I’m a porn star. I guess that’s a promotion from slut?
I do agree with you about the disease thing; I use a dental dam when the mood strikes me.
I think it’s an age thing, my friends in their 20s are evangelists for ass eating, my fwb keeps asking me to let him do it, it’s kind of out of nowhere for me.
I get that people that are really into anal play do a lot of prep to make the ass safer and more appealing. I get that safe ass eating is a thing and takes some prep.
But that also means it’s a highly specific sexual act that takes a lot of prep, conversations, and assurances of consent. Ass eating isn’t something you do unless you’re in a committed relationship with a fair amount of trust.
The authors of ass eating memes aren’t taking in this context. Instead, the meme is more like “man, I’d like to eat that random person’s ass out of nowhere without any prompting”. And what I’m saying is that 9 times out of 10, that person’s ass is fucking nasty at that moment.
Now if they wanted to do it right, it would be more like, " man I’d love to date that woman for a while, fool around a bit, bring up the idea of ass eating, buy some dental dams, wait for her to douche and clean her asshole thoroughly, and then go to town on that specific hole". But that’s not what they’re doing.
Slurm from futurama I bet it taste like surge.
