• Hank@kbin.social
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    1 year ago

    Are you sometimes stuck in awkward smalltalk and hope your aneurysm would just pop in that exact moment?

    • WtfEvenIsExistence3️@reddthat.comOP
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      1 year ago

      No you could just say “hey btw I had an aneurysm last time when someone tried smalltalk, maybe stop talking unless you want me to sue you for causing an aneurysm like I sue the person who caused my aneurysm the last time” immediately proceeds to have an aneurysm