Hank

I’ll give you all I have in my pockets right now for it.

I’m not a fan of healthy young people using e-bikes but the speed argument is in bad faith. To hit 20mph for more than a short moment you have to be a fit, experienced rider unless you have a fancy race bike which is tricky to ride and will massively limit where you can ride, the comfort and safety for anyone who doesn’t basically live on their bike.

I’m not a nerd.

The cat was unaware that curiosity is an IED ready to blow up. There were no survivors.

Me thinking about what food I have in my kitchen before I decide to get out of bed.

Federated content is stored in the balls.

Is there a difference?

Can someone hook me up with shitty Balkan memes? I love to watch them talk shit about each other but I guess they’re probably not the kind of crowd that ends up on Lemmy.

Not just artillery shells, the Russians are far better equipped with anything air. The have way more and better planes and helicopters and way more AA. I’m just an armchair general but it’s insane to me that Russia can’t profit more from this.

There isn’t a lack of willing horny indians on the internet.

Are you sometimes stuck in awkward smalltalk and hope your aneurysm would just pop in that exact moment?

Yeah they’re not intended to help people to get and stay in a healthy relationship. Their business model is maximal engagement and relationships stand in the way of that.

If they treat their employees like this they’ll soon scrape the bottoms of the barrel.

Yeah being a lonely male of average or lesser looks on tinder will definitely improve your mental state.

Plot twist: OP got rejected because of his weight

Cockenheimer

Kung Pow is way more enjoyable than it has any right to be.

I bet the doctor who told him he should cut back cheese if he wants to live long feels real smug right now.

NCD is leaking. The next step will be turning this community over by posting adorable German tanks.

I think my long hair makes me look cute without taking away from my masculinity.