How many olives should you eat?
Olive them.
Officer, I want to report this DAD.
Today’s been an enlightening day, I learned people like to eat tons of olives alone. I can’t even stand them in pizza.
I can’t stand them on pizza either, and I always thought that meant I didn’t like olives
Turns out I just don’t like the cheap black olives they put on pizza. Good olives are good, but lots of olives aren’t and bad olives just make the whole dish they’re in taste like bad olives.
I know we’re not supposed to judge and this is meant to be a community but … I draw the line at olive hate. They’re so damn delicious. Are you even human?
chilli and garlic olives marinated in olive oil are literally food from the gods
Regret? Never with olives 🫒.
I’m not falling for this. I think I’ve read a greentext about doing this and the anon ended up covered in shit sobbing himself to sleep on the bathroom floor
That was a jar of pickles and it caused him great gastrointestinal issues that resulted in acid like bowel movement.
This reaction isn’t normal though.
Every time I have eaten just a can of olives, I’ve peed out of my asshole soon after. They’re delicious, but not so much they are worth that.
Somebody is salty. I think it’s me. Mmmm olives
If you have the occasion, try a fresh olive picked from the three. You won’t regret it ;)
As a Greek with olives in their family house, I can highly ^^^not recommend this
Lmao why not?
Bitter as hell.
The olives need to be cured before they are edible.
Olive’s someone’s daughter, sister, mom, cousin, aunt…
Why not eat the other too?
This is my life motto now, thanks.
Are you 30 to 50 feral hogs?
OH MY FUCKING GOD I LOVE OLIVES JUST SHOVE THEM INTO MY MOUTH OM NOM NOM OH GOD THEY’RE DELICIOUS SO TASTY MMMMMMM GOOD OLIVES NICE OLIVES CHOP THEM UP AND PUT THEM ON PIZZA AND IF YOU DON’T LIKE OLIVES THEN FUCK YOU OLIVES ARE DELICIOUS YOU CAN FUCK OFF BACK TO BIG LINGUINI TRYING TO RUIN THE NAME OF DELICIOUS OLIVES THEY ARE MY LIGHT AND JOY OLIVES ARE SO GOOD I CANNOT HELP MYSELF I WILL EAT ONE OR TWO OR A THOUSAND I AM BECOME OLIVE
i’m starting to think that you might like olives
I don’t see how this is a shitpost, it’s just unironically a great thing to do.
There’s a limit to not exceed though (for me at least :-D )
Yeah, ate a (large) bunch of green olives in quick succession once. Turned my stomach into Vesuvius during Pompeï’s final moments.
About 3 months ago I suddenly developed an indefatigable craving for olives. Since then I’ve eaten about a small jar a week. IDK if I’m pregnant (seems unlikely) or if olives are just a normal part of adulthood, similar to how everyone in college eats a lot of toast on occasion.
tempted to post the classic 4chan pickle story
Fun fact: olives are technically fruit.
This means olive oil is fruit juice.
Literally my kids everyday. They fucking LOVE olives. It’s weird. We don’t encourage it and we tell ourselves it’s a phase that will eventually wear off.
In time, it will get sane. I used to drink pickle juice.
Still love pickles, but I don’t drink the brine.
I could eat an entire jar of green olives and drink the juice. Actually I still do. Olives are good.
The ones stuffed with blue cheese are my favorites.
What the fuck where do I find said magical item?
I came across The Sad Bastard Cookbook on HN. It is amazing and very much in the spirit of this post.
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