ElCanut@jlai.lu to Technology@beehaw.org · 9 months agoGreat question Michaeljlai.luimagemessage-square38fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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minus-squareIWantToFuckSpez@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up0·9 months agoMarketing people at MS: What should we name this virtual assistant? How about Cortana? What’s a Cortana? It’s Clippy from Halo but with boobs.
minus-squareintensely_human@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·9 months agoCortanas boobs got nerfed in the later games
minus-squareKit Sorens@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·9 months agoClippy never had a voice and tbh the one that comes to mind for him is not very easy on the ears. Like downpitched spongebob.
minus-squareintensely_human@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·9 months agoClippy’s voice is the shrieks of bending metal, but on too small a scale to be heard by human ears.
minus-squareDeceptichum@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up0·9 months agoI wish we got Clippy with boobs, id even settle for a Bonzi Buddy with boobs.
minus-squareintensely_human@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·9 months agoBest I can do is your chest with boobs
minus-squareExocrinous@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·9 months agoFun fact: Cortana is named after a French sword
minus-squareintensely_human@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·9 months agoWhat’s the Pillar of Autumn named after?
Marketing people at MS:
What should we name this virtual assistant? How about Cortana? What’s a Cortana? It’s Clippy from Halo but with boobs.
Cortanas boobs got nerfed in the later games
Clippy never had a voice and tbh the one that comes to mind for him is not very easy on the ears. Like downpitched spongebob.
Clippy’s voice is the shrieks of bending metal, but on too small a scale to be heard by human ears.
I wish we got Clippy with boobs, id even settle for a Bonzi Buddy with boobs.
Best I can do is your chest with boobs
it’s worth it
Fun fact: Cortana is named after a French sword
What’s the Pillar of Autumn named after?
Some dude named Autumn’s dick
Copy that, Pho Hammer