I gonna get a second monitor, second keyboard, second mouse and dual wield those elder scrolls.

“This circus better be enough to calm your woes, peasants, otherwise we have 40 metric tons of high explosive on stand by.”

I don’t think he’ll be missed.

I am right now sitting in the foyer of my new job waiting for first day orientation to start and I am already cursing the fact that I had to get up so early and go across the entire city just to not die.

Why is the scream guy wearing fantasy leather armour?

They explained (in a now deleted response on twitter) that they targeted the Internet Archive because the US government is implicated in the ongoing genocide in Gaza and the Internet Archive belongs to the US.

A cursory search could’ve revealed that that’s simply untrue.

Some people on twitter assume this is actually a Russian attack coinciding with the election, because apparently many journalists rely on the Internet Archive for research and sourcing.

Also they pay Elon $8 a month.

Jets’N’Guns
Rebel Galaxy
Hardspace Shipbreaker

Hm, space ship games…

Makes me consider doing that again.

Years ago I had a Samsung Galaxy Alpha and ran LineageOS on it but that just completely fucked the battery optimisation. Did this get better? Better than Google even?

A sentient piece of cheese
Commenter, Walker, Phone Speaker, Chair Sitter, Human.

I see “speaker” or “coach” and immediately disregard anything they have to say.

My god, I am in tears. Praise the lords of FOSS.

Wait, revanced works again?

My god, the assistant, yes. After catching up with Siri it was actually useful. And now it seems all it does is plop whatever you say into a Google search. And since they killed that, too, well…

Yeah, that’s where I ended up, too. At least Google had the decency to support OPML export so I didn’t have to redo my subscriptions manually.

My bank luckily just slaps me with a huge warning screen every time I open the app.

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