“make America’s showers great again.”

No reason to stop there. Make Electric Nose-Hair Trimmers Great Again.

After playing with it, it seems that it’s only possible to embed images, not .md files or other text.

Some do! Or at least, they give you a choice of OS at different price points. NovaCustom, Eurocom, and AVA Direct come to mind. Of course, there are also plenty of vendors that ONLY offer GNU/Linux pre-installed…

GitHub

Windows

privacy

Pick two and call me back.

They probably only care about the personal health benefits rather than respecting other beings or their habitat.