Rose

I find it easier if the other person is a podcast listener.

“You know how podcast ads usually say ‘listen to it in Apple or Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts?’ It’s a bit like that.”

If not, I have to say something weak or complicated like “it’s a bit like email, dunno how to explain this if you have never thought about how email works, though”.

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Turtles are great computer science animals. They do graphics, and have shell access.

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