Maybe half ass it a little bit

If they’re not compensating you for giving 150% of your energy, then don’t give them 150% of your energy.

Like, tell them you need to catch a breath, take a “smoke break” (even if you don’t smoke, mime vape a lil ink pen in the smoking section). Rehydrate more, piss more. Say you’re dizzy. Come up with something.

can we pronounce it like “asshole”

I assume the guy with the solution is doing that Turkish ice cream vendor thing where he keeps sleight-of-handing it away from the rest of the government

If this were true I would already have had like 19 heart attacks by now

I’d rather not ask

get a cheap decoy phone and exclusively use it for watching mukbang videos and messaging “your ex” (you) to take you back

those goddamn fucking fake UPS emails

I have never used UPS in my fucking life

every day another unread 19 in the spam folder

like, I didn’t click the shady link the first 4812 times

Why would I click it on the 4813rd email?

When I see �, I just assume the user or another dev is using a non-standard keyboard, or my fonts aren’t up to date

When I see this shit, I lose all blood flow to the brain and then just collapse

whatd he do

I’m too high to Google it and I’m hearing mums voice and zipping in and out of sleep

Im a sleeby

reminder to self kinda

12 years

32k views

Dang. Got any more gemstones stashed in your memory?

Is there anything else or anything else you would like to discuss? Perhaps anything else?

Anything else?

Trying this every time I need to delete an account

untreatable knee pain speedrun

I tried to de-transphobize it, but I am bedridden and delirious, further help would be greatly appreciated

I couldnt figure out how to apply perspective transformation on the malware image editing app I have. Also, couldn’t zoom, so I plonked the replacement flag very off center. I apologize, it bothers me too, but I am slowly succumbing to fatigue

a single university textbook

Yeah, I’m not in the US. The first time I heard about them was when they shit the bed.

Same for me with Solar Winds, Equifax, SVB and Ashley Madison.

Weird to think that some kind of major catastrophe in the future could again be caused by some company that exists right now, but am unaware of.

why install this when my coworkers will do it anyway

In my mind, this is exactly what happened with crowdstrike

I believe in you OP

Fat fuck depression cat can go eat sliced turds