He/Him Jack of all trades, master of none
My biggest problem with the podcasts I once loved. I fully stopped listening to anything for like 6 months in 2020, so now I have four years of backlog, and the part where I left off was right around The Worst Time Of Our Lives…
The only podcast I try to keep up with these days is Hey Riddle Riddle, and even then I tend to be like 6 months behind
I should have said half of the Americans reading my comment rather than half of the people reading it, though if we include all people who speak English as a first language, the statistics don’t change much—Americans make up more than 60% of all native English speakers, so at the absolute least, 3/10 of the native English speakers reading my comment are below an 8th grade level (assuming there’s no correlation with Lemmy users having higher than average literacy, which I’m sure Lemmy users would like to believe, but we shouldn’t make this assumption without data to back it up)
Unfriendly reminder that over half of United States adults read at or below an 8th grade level. My favorite part of this statistic is fact that, unless you’ve had your reading comprehension tested in an objective manner recently, you have no idea whether you fall in the upper or lower half. Statistically, half of the Americans reading this comment read it with a lower proficiency than a middle schooler.
What took Matt’s code over an entire month to run, viewers optimized so damn hard that the majority of the runtime of the code is just loading the words, so they started optimizing the code to run while the word list was loading. Takes like 4 milliseconds to load the word list, and 2 milliseconds to run the program
People joke about the Parker Square, but he’s unironically the most inspiring public figure imo. The king of Doing The Damn Thing
I’m in on asbestos because it’s so good for your lungs
I’ve never felt like I can’t say whatever I want on SJW
Lmao I remember going all in on Voat for like 2 days before I realized everyone else there was a nazi
My favorite:
abusive admin - threatened to send Hillary Clinton feet pics. Also, pedo
And my favorite comment from that thread
So proton will only give users’ information to governments if the government calls the user a terrorist. Good thing governments don’t just throw that word around willy-nilly!
Which version was that, and is it still possible to swap to it?
Edit: by the power of actually researching it instead of bothering someone else, I found it. They were bought by an analytics company in July of 2022, and the last full release version of the app before that on APK mirror was 7.0.57
The way I see it, unless I’m at risk of having personally identifiable information leaked, ad companies can waste all the money they want on me. I don’t see anything they make anyway.
I can answer that! Tasker can’t turn bluetooth off anymore! That’s a feature, right?
Kettles are literally designed for this purpose.
Guys this took me way too long to transcribe but I could not go without posting it. wizardlyghost wrote that shit in iambic pentameter. This is the first time I’ve ever seen someone use iambic pentameter when imitating Shakespeare, and they did it fucking flawlessly
ETA Y’all magpiecrown illustrated this and it’s the best
Now if only he would get cool with beer and coffee.
And birthdays and people who don’t believe in him
Hope this makes it easier to read
The more I watch Ghost In The Shell, the more I think “man the stuff Section 9 does is actually pretty awful, it’s a good thing they’re the good guys”
I wish the people doing Section 9 shit were the good guys in real life. They don’t even have any hot cyborgs
She’s rolling in ze hay in heaven :'(