Yeah I was working in a bingo hall turned into a call center. I was getting accosted by people foisting on me small scraps of paper with illegible scrawl. “You need to call this guy”, etc. I had no idea wtf to do.

That’s the dream I had after going to actual bingo with friends “ironically” but I abandoned them and went to the bar next door.

Edit; unsure what happened here. I guess it fits the theme a little bit

you need to talk to your partner and go to counseling forthwith.

cat: ahhh killed a bird ///secretly brought the corpse inside/// aaaaaaaahhhhhyah so badass did you see what i did!!! human: now i need to sanitize everything, thanks

sorry need to work on my lemmy formatting

the universe was once really very smal, then that lady in Goonies stepped on a rake, and THEN Pee Wee went looking for a ride with Bertha. NOW we have all this incomprehensible unending vast sillyness.

cats can learn, if the human has doors protecting the bedroom-fortress and loud fans because it’s too hot anyways and also sleep under a sheet because they will do weird shit to your toes when they break in

the person in the chair does not have the toilet in their line of sight. this is for tasteful conversation, clearly, or reflection, or therapy. this is not staged, just an elightened rest room.

Love that kind of precision. You should see what a crafty kitten can do to a crate full of LPs that !someone! forgot about.