When I was 6 or so I had a Wonder Woman comic, or maybe it was a record that went along with the comic, whatever. Wonder Woman was tied up and my tiny pee pee went rock hard. And here I am today.

Because countries don’t generally need average workers. What they most often lack is educated workers skilled in one thing or the other.

What do you expect?

“Hi! I’m merely average. Can I come in?”

In college I finally understood the quadratic equation. We had to use it to calculate the optimal amount of fertilizer to spread per acre.

The masonry field is skilled in design, engineering, etc. Bricklayers, not so much.

“And when we hide porno, we go all out. It ain’t behind the refrigerator or under the bed. No, we become Batman when it’s time to hide some porno.”

B) I’m betting speed loader/loading aid.

Let’s see what OP says!

I’m neither introverted nor extroverted, but I do shit alone every day!

Found a new trail to hike by my house, along with the miles of “wild” trails in the woods here. Just got back from a 4-mile.

Yesterday I kayaked a couple of miles in the local swamp. Saw beautiful things!

Also, I lay in bed and read everyday, even if my wife is there. If she wants TV? Ear plugs, I’m basically alone.

EDIT: Forgot to add: I found these things to do simply by poking around on Google Maps, seeing what was around me. Not “official” places, just looking at geography. It’s free.

I actually was going along with this for 2 split seconds.

“Wait. WAIT! Is she serious?!”

I’d argue the Boomers are a fair cut above Gen Z. We Gen X folk are the greatest!

Seriously though, we straddled the digital divide. We went from nothing to having to figure it all out. All when we were young and able to learn quickly. FFS, we couldn’t play a simple video game without understanding drives, IRQs, CLI, all that.

I have 3 kilts and they’re oddly uncomfortable for me. Maybe I feel vulnerable having my bits swinging in the breeze? I could wear underwear, but that kinda kills the whole idea?

Sent a couple cats over to his place. They took him out on his patio, threw his ass over the balcony. Nigga fell four stories. They had a little garden down at the bottom enclosed in glass like a greenhouse. Nigga fell through that. Since then he kind of developed a speech impediment.

(I gotta do something to deal with it, black humor it is.)

May riffing on Chick-Fil-a’s “Eat more chicken” ads.

In addition to some great comments, Swift seems genuine and sincere. There’s a great video going around of her arguing with her dad, literally crying that she can no longer keep her mouth shut about injustices perpetrated by the right.

I know jack about her music, but my little kids were blasting something intensely catchy. “That’s pretty cool! Who is that?” You guessed it, Swift.

Ours merely hums, wouldn’t think the noise would make it through a window unless you were within 10’, and even then, that might not wake a sleeping neighbor.

The electric weed eater OTOH. Yeah. No.

(DeWalt BTW. 40V I think? 2 small batteries.)

Meanwhile, my wife keeps asking if it would be rude to mow the lawn at 7AM on a Saturday. With the electric mower.

Discworld wizards represent!

Can’t believe I’ve never seen that one!

Ever notice how people open their mouth when listening intently? You will now.

Huh. My wife’s Filipino accent is pretty heavy and Google almost always understands her.

Those are astounding! Watering with rain or the like? Can’t imagine tap water is getting such results.

For Android, don’t accept the prompt to let the speaker read your contacts and call history. Seems to stop this nonsense on my speakers.