I can’t remember every woman, let alone ever circumstance. After 30 it all becomes a blur. I can account, shit, never mind. Was going to say for the last 6 years, but I’d have to think on it.
I can’t remember every woman, let alone ever circumstance. After 30 it all becomes a blur. I can account, shit, never mind. Was going to say for the last 6 years, but I’d have to think on it.
Yep. We have loads of lights around here and I can fire up the entire front of the house with a single command.
You could torture me with diphenhydramine. I have restless leg syndrome, bad, take drugs to sleep every night. Women who have slept with me when I missed a pill made damned sure I had one. One gf almost sent me home when I joked about forgetting it. It would have been the couch for sure. Hell, it even gets into my arms when it’s bad.
Imagine twitching from the waist down, paralyzed with fatigue from the waist up, screaming to pass out but your legs are doing the Charleston.
As far back as I’m aware, hillbilly on both sides, Appalachian and Ozarks.
She got de jure mixed up with de facto.
Dated a woman that could have vaginal orgasms. LOTS of them. EASILY. Felt like I kicked in some kinda cheat mode.
When we first got together I was tacky enough to count one night. Crashed out after 12 earth shattering kabooms. “Well. That’s something you don’t see every day.”
Vime’s thoughts are some of the finest in the Discworld books. Who here hasn’t read the economic theory of boots.
This is one of my favorites:
"There had been that Weapons Law, for a start. Weapons were involved in so many crimes that, Swing reasoned, reducing the number of weapons had to reduce the crime rate. Vimes wondered if he’d sat up in bed in the middle of the night and hugged himself when he’d dreamed that one up. Confiscate all weapons, and crime would go down. It made sense. It would have worked, too, if only there had been enough coppers—say, three per citizen.
Amazingly, quite a few weapons were handed in. The flaw, though, was one that had somehow managed to escape Swing, and it was this: criminals don’t obey the law. It’s more or less a requirement for the job. They had no particular interest in making the streets safer for anyone except themselves. And they couldn’t believe what was happening. It was like Hogswatch every day.
Some citizens took the not-unreasonable view that something had gone a bit askew if only naughty people were carrying arms. And they got arrested in large numbers. The average copper, when he’s been kicked in the nadgers once too often and has reason to believe that his bosses don’t much care, has an understandable tendency to prefer to arrest those people who won’t instantly try to stab him, especially if they act a bit snotty and wear more expensive clothes than he personally can afford.
The rate of arrests shot right up, and Swing had been very pleased about that. Admittedly, most of the arrests had been for possessing weaponry after dark, but quite a few had been for assaults on the Watch by irate citizens. That was Assault On A City Official, a very important and despicable crime, and, as such, far more important than all these thefts that were going on everywhere. It wasn’t that the city was lawless. It had plenty of laws. It just didn’t offer many opportunities not to break them. Swing didn’t seem to have grasped the idea that the system was supposed to take criminals and, in some rough-and-ready fashion, force them into becoming honest men. Instead, he’d taken honest men and turned them into criminals. And the Watch, by and large, into just another gang."
Was it meant to run on an NTSC TV?
The man has more balls than I. Knowing myself, I would have been creeping up, trying to talk and distract her. Nah. Homeboy just jumped and made it happen.
Been patiently waiting for the 3A to get violated. Jesus.
You think like I do. Bet you test well.
First one is the Montauk Monster?!
Proably shouldn’t show you this:
https://lemmynsfw.com/pictrs/image/6730ffbd-efb8-4439-ab58-37757620e797.jpeg
That you in the background?
I’m 20-years older and that’s about how my wrinkles are ATM.
Fuck me I can’t keep up. I thought queer was officially OK.
I’d say OP is full of it with no real experience in construction. Of course there are people who do the mindless grunt work. I’m one of them!
Worked my ass off to move up, take on more responsibility, take on less muscle work, but there are plenty of guys who do nothing but lift and load.
Eugenics? C’mon! It’s not like they were trying to breed some kind of Übermensch, like some kinda Nazis. Get real.
(reads Dune)
Oh. Oh my. Well.