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You just know she unlocked a core memory that day. No way this experience doesn’t shape her in some way.

In my teens I thought I’d be like the Major or Batou in the cyberpunk future.

Nope, Togusa. CYBER BRAIN BAD

I’ll gladly take those problems out of your hands for free

Oh great. We’re on the news for all the wrong reasons again.

It would be fun to work as someone who comes up with porn titles for a while.

I guess this is the natural end state of having “talk to animals” as a spell.

Good bot

Man, I want to be a cat in my next life.

What other creature can just rock up, act like they own the place, and have people reward them for it?

That’s why you set your password to something funny so you remember.

My password was a dick joke for the longest time

If this guy is from Brunei I know who he is.

“I’m not brave enough for politics.”

Immediately makes a hot take.

“I am barely keeping it together, but good thing nobody noticed”

is pretty much as terrible as it can get

I believe in the power of human ingenuity.

Some dropoff after initial hype is normal. Now we just continue as usual until reddit pisses people off again.

Imagine getting on a flight and the first thing the pilot does is try his very best to assure you that everything is all good.

Middle one knows it’s got it going on

I’m not sure why I imagined a sling bag for the cat to carry its stuff in

Are they still open source? I remember having my eye on them for a bit, but then the github link started becoming harder to find on their site until it finally disappeared, so I kinda assumed they changed directions or something.

As someone who’s been in the workforce for more than a decade, the one thing I wouldn’t bother with FOSS is Office.

I know it’s probably MS’s fault, but at the end of the day I’m just trying to send this boring document to this boring colleague and get on with my day. Last thing I want is for them to come back with boring complaints cause something went a bit wrong with conversion.

Congrats. This is it. One of the best feelings ever.

One of mine refuses to snuggle up until I’m asleep. Refuses to ever touch me when I’m awake. Don’t think I don’t know you love me you dumb grump.

Gotta love nature’s tsunderes