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It’s gonna be so awkward when that alien needs to go door to door and introduce themselves at their next planet.

There’s also no way I can avoid meetings before 2pm, timezones exist and sometimes things are on fire. If I leave someone hanging because I care only about my own day, then I’m the asshole.

WSL finally has competition… American Sign Language

Moose and bears may break my bones, but spiders will always scare me. Plus Bullwinkle would have a hard time sneaking into my bed or shoe unnoticed…

Damn, that human’s holding a fish so big I can’t even see their human appendages holding it up in the not-water

Hey, they could be talking about Jython…

You’re right, mondays are much better lowercased

That’s because all tasks finish in the dot of the “i” of the Jeremy Bearimy sprint, I dunno what to tell you…

You mean Jack Black? Yeah, he is a notch above the rest.

Exactly, who would put a rebugged version into production anyway?

Yup, and they’re run on an estimated 8.5 million test machines

Ironically this is probably the result of someone using ChatGPT to write their job listing

I petition to rename ChatGPT to DeepThought based on these results.

If OP did it recursively they would also need -R

I’ve used Xournal++ before for adding things like signatures to pdfs

As a Google Workspace user, I recommend going off the grid somewhere streetview can’t find you…

That’s why you’re supposed to tape it to the floor. Just make sure you tape it close enough to the fountain to drink…

You forgot to take into account leap years or as I’ve come to call them the leaping gnu/years

Thanks for believing in me, I’m gonna be the comfiest cat burglar!