Finally I can schedule my 12 Linkedin posts a week about how everyone but me is a lazy pos for working less than 70 hours all at once and concentrate on the grind during the week

Homie is sitting in a cell somewhere in Washington or Beijing :sob:

Love how “built in java” is listed as a feature

Not up to date on my nintendo lore, what did I miss?

What on earth makes you even consider the possibility this could be anything but satire?

The IMK is not the national government

Sign into Gnome with your Microsoft account

I think I just had a stroke

Always hits me like a truck when I hear Americans still use SMS

please don’t jinx it :(

A mail server is often mentioned as the first thing you don’t wanna bother with hosting yourself

and then?

Keep in mind that while FOSS is doing well against MITM attacks it often falls short against MATE attackers. Whitebox crypto, obfuscation, integrity checks etc. are widely used to keep malware and malicious users from fucking with your binaries, extracting keys etc. They really don’t want to leave it to their users to keep their candy crush clone riddled shitboxes secure

My neural-ass brain smells pattern

In the end you can always just encrypt the illegal stuff externally before giving it to them…

put it in their hand and say “here you go”

tried to go local but the apps are shitty

die-hard poweramp fan here but idk if it also exists for ios

Absolutely It’s really nice how this affects the tech related serious communities but damn is it heartbreaking how bad the memes here are

God I’d love to implement a lemmy instance as a byzantine fault tolerant distributed system… Anyone wanna lend me a working brain?