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11 days agoObama was a professor. He’s handled idiots before.
Obama was a professor. He’s handled idiots before.
I’ve heard the fire dept bill was passed separately, so if you just look at the normal spending bill, it will look like a cut.
Like if you upgrade to a new computer, observe that your old computer is gone, and conclude that you don’t have a computer and liberals must have stolen it, and get off my lawn while you’re at it
Mirrors care not for number of revolutions around the sun
If you have three of something, and you say you have two, it’s not a lie unless you say you ONLY have two.
If you didn’t, then no lie was told.
I have one wife.
It’s more attractive than Windows 11.
Or Windows 8.0.
He claimed it was a “my heart goes out to you” sentiment.
But the “my heart goes out to you” gesture is palm-up…