This reminds me of the Prometheus story. This thing would clamp you in place and pick out your organs one by one, then throw away your empty husk.

Nature is scary, huh?

Sorry, I barely remember some of the older pokemon. If it’s one of the newer ones, i have no clue whatsoever.

What about the plants that look like birds? Are there bugs that look like plants that look like birds?

Oh sh- I mean, whaaat? Pshh! I’m just a regular human friend here spreading sh-healthy joy and happiness… Yay.

That’s because onions are generally recommended when sick for their remedial properties.

And two times one is four.

As a country well-versed in revolutions, China can tell you it all ends up as warlords vying for hegemonic dictatorship regardless of the original intent.

Seeing how bone fairies are more hostile, the bones you place under your pillow will likely end up as protection fees.

Miss a payment and lose a bone.

Nice!

Can you snap your toes though?

Might be personal bias, but I see “you’re inexperienced” as “learn some more and come back later” and “you’re incompetent” as “get out of my sight and never come back”.

Incompetence is usually used as an insult, so using it in the case of inexperience tends to be mean-spirited.

Inexperience is failing before becoming familiar with a task. Incompetence is failing repeatedly after becoming familiar with a task.

No day like today to remember you’re old now.

Technically, it is private. As in privately shared. Not just anyone can get your data. It’s a select club. Other than the employees handling it, it’s mostly pay per view.

For rich fuckers who can afford specialized individual service, sure. For poor fucks dancing to the Bee Gees every day of their miserable lives, not in the least bit.

The more generalized and mass produced service, the shittier quality it provides. Anything the poor can afford just ain’t worth its price.

I’ve read that Epic is severely against Linux.

You’ll likely be fine as long as you don’t use it to send classified military material to the Russians.

They want a safe and welcoming community that abhors violence. Free speech isn’t part of the offer. You have to be nice and smile whether you like it or not.

Lack of sleep is known to make people irritable, paranoid and experience audio and visual hallucinations. Remember to always catch up on your sleep in order to stay healthy.

That being said, dude, ignorance is bliss.