I don’t think the OP in the screenshot is describing a loving partnership though - the emotional support described is very much one sided.

If they were trolling at this level, I would.

Write your code as if the next person that works with it is a violent psychopath who knows where you live.

By teaching history, including how capitalism killed millions of people, whole ecosystems and uncountable species.

Apparently, that was some other Zuckerberg project: https://www.metro.us/everything-to-know-about-facemash-the-site-zuckerberg-created-in-college-to-rank-hot-women/

That’s not true - I’m complaining about the bugs in our software almost every day!

It would be very nice if we could not copy literal 4chan behavior here though, not even ironically.

As I understand it: because not enough people will use it through these ways, leading to not enough motivation for the dev(s?) .