haywire

Closest thing I can think of to that would be Destiny 2.

Normal Strikes and patrols in the open world you can shake off most incoming damage easily and leap about all over the place if you so desire.

Something looser like Borderlands 2 but cranked up and with crazier guns sounds fun though. There was a MOD for UT2K4 called Fraghouse or something like that that scratched that sort of itch for me way back. Install monster packs and run around like a lunatic killing waves of ridiculous creatures with redonkulous guns .

Clean yourself up and find a rich spouse?

Win the lottery?

Insurance fraud?

No? I got nothing.

Birthdays late December/early January suck.

Everyone is busy, everywhere puts the prices up if you do manage to get people together and then there’s the joint Xmas and birthday gifts, ugh.

Anon needs to get out to a all you can eat buffet, eat a good meal go home and sleep it off. Probably won’t land them a partner but they’ll get to try a bunch of foods and have a conversation starter for when they do meet up with someone.

I can only imagine but doesn’t make it less true.

Looks a little like David Mitchell, the British comedian. That’s kinda scary in itself.

The screens they use will always come down to what they can get enough of at a decent price.

You know there would have been screens that look better but use the battery up faster, or have supply issues if this one factory has a problem and they look at all that.