First one, then the other

But what if you got enough break on it to get the batter to swing at a baby outside the zone?

They’re distinguishing themself from mathematicians and their preposterous imaginary i

Meanwhile, the Dreamcast with its controller cord actually coming off the bottom should maybe take a paternity test.

Also, do look out for Tao Feng, but not for the reason the ad says.

I have no idea how it actually works, but I would guess a court ruling or something invalidating the trademark. I don’t think the USPTO would just go around stripping trademarks for funsies, but if one got challenged in court that could very well lead to a judgement like “yeah, a popsicle is just so broadly understood as this class of thing you don’t have ownership over that anymore”

If there’s an overlapping or related community on another instance, I’ll avoid using the .ml version of that community

Let’s make that 9 a 10 because it’s good enough, it’s smart enough, and goshdarnit people like it. Also, I don’t wanna add with a 9. So 10 + 7 would be 17, but we added 1 to the 9 to make it 10 so now we take 1 away, 17 - 1 = 16.

ezpz

Oh-oh, here he comes

Watch out, boy, he’ll chew you up

Oh-oh, here he comes

He’s a maneater

9/10 applicants who submit their resume as a PDF for our openings, we can’t view.

Can’t, or won’t?

First phones, now knives, bananas are remarkably versatile

You can watch it online (granted, it’s with ads so you might want to go sailing anyway. I haven’t actually watched it yet to see if UBO works on their page but I’d guess not)

If I haven’t heard of it, it’s new to me!

I didn’t realize fairies worked like the American healthcare system, with mouth bones being a super special exception from the rest of the bones

Could always replace the optical drive with a gdemu (not necessarily the best walkthrough but entertaining)

Well there goes my plan to make new baby Dreamcasts

!explainlikeiamfive@lemmy.world better link format

Is that how this works? I vote to keep potatoes.

Appears to be cake flavored ice cream in the thumbnail

!icecream@lemmy.world

I don’t know if this is the best AI attempt at a sad office haiku, or the worst.