Of course that’s not a tie, it’s a cabbage.

I have altered the file path. Pray I don’t alter it further.

Someone should let the CDC know the pandemic is officially over now that some LinkedIn rando used up the last of her failed attempt to scalp shitpaper.

Vertebrates: evolve a horizontal spine

Spine: I sure am glad I’m not under constant compression

Some ancestor to humans: lmao watch this

Very nice, but where is his magic murder bag?