I’m not crying, someone’s cutting garlic.

Oh hey, I made a haiku.

You are a person.

I am a different person.

We are not the same.

I feel like there might be an emerging market for a car company that makes new, safe cars with very low tech computer systems.

Ah who am I kidding, I wish there was a market for all kinds of functional-but-not-enshittified products out there, but the complete lack of them shows the entrenched powers that be will stomp out any attempt to upset the terrible status quo.

…the confusing text layout.

Me complimenting the relatable experience! Despite…

I do get that ultimately that is what the picture is coveying, and I agree with the message, but if the physics of it make me pause, it detracts from the message.

I agree with this image, and I’m quite curious to see what “rich” tastes like… But I feel like the mechanics of this picture took me a second or two longer than it should to understand.

Edit: like are they balancing their unicycles on the larger cylinder? They must have really good balance to manage that for more than a second. And if that is true, what happens if they fall forwards? I see the danger if them falling backwards, but does that mean they just can’t fall forwards?

There’s a reason they’re called a “crush”

More propaganda from Big Spring

Smart developer: let’s make the label an 8 inch square so it won’t fit in any mug.

You take the stairs at work.

We are not the same.

lol no

They do, but sometimes their phones autocorrect to use an apostrophe, and they don’t notice right away.

Yeah, I know two Karen’s, and they are some of the sweetest, nicest people.

I read about you doing all that, so I’m going to claim 25% vicarious accomplishment for those for my weekend. This is solely for internal auditing purposes, of course.

HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!

I’m gonna guess the original version of this joke said “crashed” instead of “fell over”, cause then it would actually be ambiguous enough for the premise to work.

Time to find out if someone else has access, and can make a copy and send it to you, and then you can play dumb about where/how you got your copy.

Is there a good way to view the images without having seen the title first?

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