The EABOD protocol, and / or the DIAF protocol.

No, we aren’t prepared, because there is no we. And they don’t have to acknowledge any such thing, because they are literal fucking psychopaths.

“UBI…?” Hahahaha. NO.

They intend to wring every last drop of productivity out of what’s left of the working class, finish the job of consolidating all wealth at the top and leaving us with absolutely nothing. After that, the plan is to keep the angry starving hordes away from the walls of their freedom cities and luxury bunkers and super-ultra-mega-yachts with AI powered auto-turrets and kill-bots and murder-drones and robot dogs with frickin flamethrowers on their heads.

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Still not nearly as annoying as the French refusal to just say huitante or nonante. “93” is “Quadrupletwenty-thirteen?” Êtes-vous foutant défoncé??

Huh, interesting. I always figured the black smoke was because they burnt one cardinal every day they failed to come to a decision to motivate the rest.

Finds anything and everything that can be set to dark mode and sets it back to light mode, but not while you’re using it and not immediately.

Would make sense if he is selling recruiting & resume optimizing services or something- but from that job title he’s the guy who puts the DRM on the WiFi in the touchscreen toaster oven to ensure it can’t toast anymore when the company providing its cloud services goes out of business.

So my theory: that’s a very competitive job market and he’s looking for work, so he’s posting depressing stories in the hopes that it inspires already-depressed unemployed potential competitors in his network to kill themselves. Because each one that does slightly increases his own relative odds of getting hired.

Well of course- but identifying online ragebait is also a valuable skill to develop, because then you can just not engage with it.

Wouldn’t be surprised at all if the dude in the thumbnail is an actual IRL sexist- it’s not an exclusive-or situation. The pattern of first passing these off as someone else’s ideas and not his own, and then the “but idk what do you think…” at the end stinks of engagement bait.