Put on my robe and wizard hat

My local store already has Christmas decorations out. I freaking hate it so much

We’re talking about Unix so being as pedantic as possible is actually required.

My parents live in the country. They have one neighbor. He’s on meth so he likes to start chainsawing right around dark and continues until around 2am.

Hey man those 3 people are almost millionaires. As soon as their crypto drops they’ll be in the same boat as the Starbucks CEO!

Linus is on the left, that’s the only reason I watched the video

Is there a way to jailbreak an Android phone using this exploit?

I haven’t heard of that one, I’ll check it out tomorrow. Thank you!

Great, I didn’t know qksms had a fork so I’ll give this a shot. Thank you!

I’ve got a few banking apps that require safety net (plus Pokemon go). I was under the impression that I need root ( and magisk, etc) to make that happen. Does graphene pass safety net, or is there another way to use those apps?

I found some of my old code a while back that said: Got interrupted killing children? better stop.

Hey it’s me ur brother…

Carriers should know they can’t sell to shady actors. They should be selling to intelligence agencies like God intended.

But I neeeeed 587 browser tabs for research!

“crypto powered” portable console

barfs

Do you live in a limestone quarry?

Hey man, it’s probably cheap rent.

If you want to give back but don’t have coding skills, you can always be nice and help onboard new users! There’s always been this attitude of ‘linux is better’ immediately followed by ‘rtfm n00b’ when users try to get started. A more sympathetic crowd would go a long way.

It’s always impressive to me that instead of sending billions of dollars to Microsoft, the US government could have had an entire operating system that caters exactly to them. They could have then given back in the form of commits improving the software for the rest of us too.

Any chance we’ll be able to use these to gain root on a Pixel without unlocking the bootloader?

Well how generous of our overlords…