Zoift [he/him]

Wanting transphobes to fuck off isnt self-centered. Its avoiding the Nazi bar problem.

To be fair, the self-congratulatory threads on Hex are getting old too. Yes, I get it, there was dunks, keep it to the tank.

Meyer lemons & Kaffir Limes immediatly jump to mind, but ive heard good things about dwarf plums & dwarf blueberry bushes, would have to look into them farther. All of these will require root & branch pruning after a year or two, but that’s basically all woody plants if you wanna keep them desktop smoll.

The size constraint of fitting on a desk is going to be the biggest limiter. A dwarf fruit/citrus tree or rubber ficus is probably your best best if you’ve got a window spot.

Probably stock up on shoes with different sole & treadhight. Flipflops one day, combat boots the next. Or identical shoes with different amounts of wear on the bottom, vary your leg height & you’ll adjust your posture to compensate. Might be able to get away with just carrying really heavy shit in only one of your pockets. Anything sensitive enough to track small signifiers in stride length & foot pronation would hopefully be easy to juke by that same sensitivity.

Then learn to walk without rhythm

Take the coin out when you’re doing sneaky shit.

I read somewhere that during covid there was a big shift in recognition techniques to overall facial morphology & gait recognition.

I’ll try & find an article. Mask up & keep a coin in your shoe.