The person for whom the word prugly was created.

You’re just making it worse.

I would have sex with this bumper sticker.

Me 30 years ago: I am so happy they made this game!

Me now: See above.

Conair was always my favorite

Banner? Why? What’d she do?

Just turning it on in the modern age leaves it more infected than the town friendly when the aircraft carrier leaves port.

Motorcycle doors are made of puddles of wood.

Usually the sales associate will observe their behavior and ask if there is anything they can help them with and the browser will respond, “No, I’m just browsing”.