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Or, girl was flirting and op missed his big chance!:

girl: You didn’t ask for consent.

op: [hands penis statue back] Can you show me?

girl: [asks penis for consent. Mimics penis responding ‘yes’ in Muppet voice. Proceeds to slowly and erotically apply condom while maintaining eye contact with op.]

op: I’m not getting it. Do you offer private tutoring?

Pass. I don’t want to accidentally give money to Jamie Kennedy or Mitchel Musso. Conservative fuckwads.

I think everyone can stay calm. That ewok is the first image result if you google “ewok”.

The consultancy I used to work for in the late 90s would have crucified any developer that didn’t write “a data abstraction layer that allows you to pop off the original db and substitute a different one later”.

How many times in my 25 year career have I swapped out the database (and been thankful for such an abstraction layer)? 0 times.

Found a clip with a few scenes - including one of Night Man being a pervert

That cinematography though. Reminds me of the music videos you used to be able to make at Six-Flags.

They have “Enterprise” features that don’t appear to be “open source”. It’s “Open Source”, but only the simple parts we didn’t think were big money makers?