Ew, biometrics.

Is this one of those childless cat ladies I keep hearing about?

I treat it the same way I would laser printer toner, at the very least I don’t want it on my desk.

That is weaponized panic.

I tried to sign up for an account but didn’t have any luck. I’m just wondering what this company charges to sell my personal info…

Glad I didn’t use a realtor in my home purchase, but honestly half my neighbors probably looked me up with a tool like this.

Yes, they’re concentrating all their attention on Metaluna. Those flashes of light…they’re meteors. Hundreds of them. The intense heat is turning Metaluna into a radioactive sun. The temperature must be thousands of degrees by now.

Cooler by the lake.

It’s bad, but is it?

I wonder how many execs are paying someone in the Philippines to take their online MBA course?

What if you’re feeling unwell?

Plus, there’s poaching endangered creatures.

I also don’t like to drown.

I like your cat.

That is all.

9-1-1 Dispatch Operator : 9-1-1, What are you reporting?

Kramer : Yeah, this is Kramer, I got Genderson in the car. He wants to see his fish. I’m taking him to see his fish, so tell the police to back off.

9-1-1 Dispatch Operator : Okay, sir, and what’s your name?

Kramer : My name is Kramer. You know who I am dammit!

I have hardwood floors and haven’t vacuumed in three years. It can mop, and even the fucking corners are clean, they’re that good now. I’d pay $600 a year to never vacuum again.

I think this is a feature of Google One subscription. Is it free for non-subscribers?

Explain what you mean by use heat exchangers?

They added Quora+ subscription service now, you have to pay to see the actually correct answers. Free only gets you wrong answers.