“carbon footprint of the diet needed to fuel said travel”

This only works under the assumption that people would only eat as much as they need to, looking at the increasing overweight problems in developed countries this is clearly not the case, most people would have eaten that much annyway.

New German Toilets are the same, but if you have the luck of living in an older building you will find this versions.

I use a nice “watch-your-shit” toilet

Shure its funny but it really is not a service, its pedantic, if this domain didn’t exist then the search engine would have probably auto corrected you to github and typos can happen for everyone.

Good that my Samsung is too old to get Software Updates.