dramatically ripping my Bernie 2020 shirt in two in front of a camera and then going “I was literally the most left wing radical that has ever existed, but the tankies over there are just unhinged. I’ve read some Jordan Peterson and I’ve been getting pretty convinced…”
“What if they invaded, pillaged, and coup’d the countries WE were going to invade, pillage, and coup! Can you imagine the tragedy?! Better that us, The Good Guys, exploit these countries than The Bad Guys!”